1. The “Miss Malaprop” Award. Winner: Hope. Last week, we were having supper, and Jim mentioned that he was having trouble with his sinuses again. Hope offered to let him use her “nozzle spray” (Jim finally saw the specialist today – he needs surgery to scoop the stuff out of his sinuses and fix his deviated septum).
2. The “Sadistic Parents” Award. Winners: Mr. and Mrs. Dull. This week, I evaluated a book called A Battle History of The Imperial Japanese Navy (1941-1945). It was written by a guy named Paul S. Dull. Unless his middle name is something like “Sigmund,” I would probably be using that one rather than “Paul” (especially since he’s an academic!).
3. The “Blonde Moment” Award. Winner: Mia Michaels, So You Think You Can Dance judge. Last night, Adichiké did a big jump during a duet with Kent. Mia said he looked like a “giselle.” Both Nigel and Adam quickly corrected her.
4. The “Most Moving Choreography Ever” Award. Winner: Travis Wall, choreographer on So You Think You Can Dance. Last night, Robert and Allison danced a piece to Coldplay‘s “Fix You” depicting Travis and his mother, Denise, who was facing major surgery. My mom was chronically ill for the last 23 years of her life…I was bawling so hard, I was literally wailing.
5. The “Most Birds on a Feeder” Award. Winner: The goldfinches in our back yard. We have had as many as seven at once on the finch feeder. Second place: The blue jays. Their record is four (but they don’t play very well together).
6. The “Worst Title for a Kids Book” Award. Winner: Felicity Hayle. This British author titled her 1958 children’s story “Our Brother Nick and the Tattooed Gardener.”
7. The “Yummiest Veggies” Award. Winner: the first green/yellow/purple beans of the season from our garden. We had them tonight with BBQ chicken and veggie burgers…yummy!
8. The “Shortest Career” Award. Winner: Hope. She announced on Tuesday that she was going to be the “Mommy” that day. She did laundry (minor glitch with putting laundry detergent in the fabric softener dispenser, but we figured it out – not easy over the phone) and cooked supper (macaroni and cheese, peas). When asked after supper if she still wanted to be the “Mommy,” Hope said, “Meh.”
9. The “Multiplying Sock” Award. Winner: Our family. With seven people, we have enough socks to fill a small room. None of them are ever together with their mates. I hate matching them, and the girls seem incapable of wearing socks the same colour at the same time.
10. The “Mind-Reading” Award. Winner: Jim’s mom. Hope asked at supper last night if Grammy was having a birthday party for Jim and I. Less than two minutes later, the phone rang – the party is Wednesday night.
9 responses to “The “There Should Be an Award For That” Awards…”
Very clever, Wendy. I had fun reading.
I’m sorry about Jim’s sinuses. Perhaps had he used Hope’s “nozzle spray” all along . . . Never mind.
Hope’s a doll!
Thanks, Nancy…glad you enjoyed it…
The “doll” is currently bugging me to make her “Toad in the Hole” for breakfast…
I loved this post! Your use of humor (Mia) had me laughing one moment and then I read your comments about Coldplay‘s “Fix You” and teared up once again. I watched that performance last night and cried. I also enjoyed your photos.
Glad you liked it, JoDee! That was one of the best episodes of So You Think You Can Dance, wasn’t it? The calibre of the work just keeps getting better! Felt sorry for José though…
“Toad in the Hole” is . . . ?
Traditionally, you take a buttered piece of toast, cut a small round hole in the middle, break an egg into it, and fry the whole thing. At our house, we use bagels (I usually don’t bother toasting them first).
I don’t know, Wendy. I think we’d come in second for the multiplying sock award!! Hehehe enjoyed these.
Growing up we called a “Toad in a Hole” a “Spit eye.”
I really hate matching socks…I would pay someone to do it, if I could find someone!
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