I have to preface this post by saying that I’ve never been a very observant person…
I used to watch “Gomer Pyle, USMC” every day after school…I loved it when Gomer said: “Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!” I’ve had a few surprises this week:
On Monday, I went out to read on the deck…the sun was out, and it was very hot, so I took a lawn chair down under the trees in the back yard. I looked up and was startled to see loads of beautiful ripe cherries hanging from a tree that I had been saying all this spring I was going to Google to find out what kind it was! I was like a kid in a candy store. I ran in the house and got all three girls and brought them outside to show them! Then I got a bowl and started picking all I could reach (Hope helped for a while, but the other two went back to their laptops). I got a good-sized bowlful, but could see lots more higher up. Off I went to the garage in search of a ladder. There was a big wooden stepladder, but it was behind a bunch of stuff. Being the lazy sort, I grabbed the small 2-step ladder off the wall. Setting it up in a level place in the grass under the tree, I mounted the first step. It was at that point that I made my second discovery…my balance at age 49 is shot! I looked like one of those blowup punching Charlies we used to have when we were kids. I didn’t fall off the ladder, but that’s because I didn’t venture any higher than the first step (I blamed it on the wind)! Totally defeated, I put the ladder away and took my bowl of cherries into the house. “What are you going to do with them?” Jim asked. “I guess we’ll just eat them,” I said dejectedly. There weren’t enough to make a pie or anything (and that’s assuming I could make piecrust, which I can’t). The discovery prompted me to check on the progress of the wild red raspberries beside the back deck…they were ready too…I ate them all!
Last night, Jim and I watched a British sitcom he downloads called “The IT Crowd.” One of the major characters is getting a massage when something totally unexpected happens…I knew something was going to happen, but never would have suspected that in a million years…the title of the episode is “Something Happened” if you want to find it yourself…be prepared to laugh yourself silly!
Tomorrow is Jim’s 48th birthday. Anna and Brianna had hatched a plan last night – they wanted me to get Jim out of the house so they could make him a birthday cake with fondant icing – they’d seen a video on how to do it, and wanted to try it. Today was the day. I offered to take Jim to see a movie – it was “Reel Deal” day – only $5.99 per ticket. We decided on “Inception.” The folks at rottentomatoes.com gave it an 85%, and I’m always in the mood to watch Leonardo DiCaprio (Joseph Gordon Leavitt was in it too – the funny kid from Third Rock From the Sun). Jim also wanted to show me some of the new furniture he’d been looking at for the living room.
We got in the van as I babbled excitedly about all the blueberries I would be able to put in the freezer. I made plans to go and pick blackberries at my favourite secret spot on our next holidays in August (we’ll have some blackberries in our patch beside the rhubarb, but not enough to satisfy my appetite for them).
We were halfway down the road when I realized I’d forgotten my cell phone. We were at the theatre when Jim remembered he hadn’t brought his insulin – no chocolate for him! We got a popcorn to share, and Jim bought a big diet Coke (I never get a drink at the movies – it just makes me have to pee!). I munched on some Junior Mints too.
The movie was okay, although it was very confusing, and there was a lot of violence! There was no expense spared in production costs for sure! Jim liked the “science fictiony” aspect of it. It had good-looking guys, and a couple of laughs, so I was good too.
After the movie, we stopped at a couple of furniture stores. One saleswoman confided that she’s lost 40 lbs. when she first started working there…maybe I should look into a job selling furniture…
I wasn’t impressed with most of what we saw…it all looked the same to me…I think that’s why I like old stuff, because it’s unique. I did like a couple of accent chairs. We didn’t buy anything today.
On the way home, Anna called (on Jim’s phone). She wanted to know where we were – she said the fondant project had been a “huge fail.” I mentioned that I had predicted that…
When we got home, Anna put frozen pizza in the oven, and I went out to the garden to gather greens for a salad. Jim made his famous garlic bread. When everyone had their fill, the girls brought out the cake…I wish I’d thought to take a picture. The fondant was green, and covered a two-layer white cake, with buttercream frosting under the fondant. They had spelled Jim’s name in bubble fondant letters on the top. Anna told me the fondant had stuck to everything…Brianna’s hands were stained green! We ate the cake anyway…it was good!
As I was getting ready to hit “publish” for this post, a big earwig crawled up onto my mouse hand.
Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!