This is going to be a very random post, as we are heavily into planning for our upcoming 10th Anniversary Open House at the bookstore this weekend (http://bit.ly/aZc2SH ), and I’ve been busy trying to get the stacks of books under some sort of control…
1. Ridiculous customer: We have a really BIG Bible: about 6 inches thick, and at least 10 lbs. On this Bible, there is a small plastic tag that reads in BIG RED LETTERS: “DANGER – Do Not Touch.” On Friday, I watched a woman move the tag off the top of the Bible, set it on the shelf, and proceed to haul the big honkin’ Bible off the shelf and down on to the FLOOR, so she could look through it! Apparently, she could read the word “Revelations,” but could not comprehend the shorter ones: “Do Not Touch.”
2. Reluctant body fluids: I am an occasional blood donor – I had an appointment to make a donation on Friday. I made my way through the incredibly detailed questionnaire designed to safeguard our blood system (no, I’ve never visited Africa, been in prison, or worked with monkeys or their bodily fluids). Unfortunately, I hadn’t had much water to drink (“I drank tea,” I reported hopefully, but that was no good), so they had a terrible time even finding my small “rolly” veins. Apparently, it helps to be hydrated…they did finally find a vein, and got the process started. As usual, my blood flowed as slowly as molasses…after about ten minutes of me squeezing a small rubber ball, the flow stopped completely. I felt like an utter failure: “Sorry about that,” I mumbled dejectedly. “I’ll try to drink more water next time.” The nurse told me not to worry about it. As I nibbled a cookie, I chatted with an acquaintance of mine, who has over 600 donations under his sleeve, and volunteers at the clinics when he’s between donations!
3. Rampant greed: I made my first visit to our new Costco on Saturday (Jim had already been there a couple of times with the kids – one trip yielded the biggest jar of olives I’ve ever seen – I don’t even like olives!). I was amazed when the cashier informed us that she had to take some money out of her till, because earlier she’d had a customer pay for a $2400 order in CASH! We bought a few useful things, including giant boxes of cereal, rechargeable batteries, 300 ZipLoc freezer bags in two different sizes, and a 36-double roll pack of toilet paper (that should last a couple of weeks!).
4. Rodents: Anna informed me when I got up Sunday morning that she had seen a BIG raccoon on our back deck during the night…he was apparently enjoying the eggshells that I have in a bucket out there for the garden. Jim’s bird seed is also attracting other critters: in the morning, Anna saw a big RAT! She snapped a picture of it, but deleted it before I told her I wanted it for my blog!
5. Roughage: I spent Sunday in the garden, harvesting various vegetables and greens. We had company on Sunday night, and I served salad which was a combination of stuff from my garden, and purchased ingredients. We also had Swiss chard/beet greens, mixed snap beans, and my first Red Kuri squash, which I picked even before it had a chance to turn red! I was also thrilled to discover at least one baby pumpkin, a couple of Dakota Dessert squash, and three decent-sized zucchini. The best news was finding out that my broccoli is finally forming tiny heads! I also picked more blueberries and a handful of blackberries.
6. Recognition: My blueberry pie was a big hit with our company https://writerwoman61.wordpress.com/2010/08/08/i-owe-it-all-to-pig-fat/: Jim’s parents complimented me on how tasty the pastry was, and Jim asked for seconds after they were gone!